Mike: Dude, that guy just got hit by a car going like 60 mph!
Harold: Yeah, so, who cares.
Mike: Well, he was thrown like 30 yards and landed on his feet.
Harold: Dude! The epicnicity of that must be off the charts!
(Epic-nih-city) Having the property of being extremely epic. For use on those extreme situations where simply "epic" won't suffice.
Man, last day of snowboarding for the season, hiking Blackcomb peak in a t-shirt, not a cloud in the sky, beers in the sun apres, getting fresh powder lines in April!?! Complete and utter Epicnicity.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.