by the j jonah jameson moment January 09, 2022
Literal sex offender who likes jimmy johnsons, does a lot of hand movements but hes also an absolute mega stud and he will fuck your wife if he wants to, and by wife i mean your 5 year old brother, trust me, also hes pretty good at basketball as he has experience touching big balls
john: bro dov fucked my wife last night and now we're going through a divorce
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act
by jamarious quangle dangle May 15, 2022
don't be a dov. a dov is the worst person ever to exist and they probably rape children, are annoying, and love basketball. also they are secretly nice.
man 1: "yo i think my best friend is actually a Dov"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"
by BluePrxsmDhude21 April 27, 2022
dov is a good person that loves jet black dogs and follows their dreams without giving up (hopefully)
by devil town May 03, 2019
Pronounced 'Dove.' An informal(/irreverent) medical term for a patient who is alive and 'stable,' but being supported by a ventilator and generally in a coma, with little chance of ever recovering function. Stands for 'Dead On the Vent(ilator).'
by facs February 18, 2009
Dov - a deity created through the collective hatred of humanity with the purpose of destroying civilization
by The Great Ape Sage September 25, 2021