dns

Definitely not sober. Abbreviation used when texting to say someone is not sober or that you yourself are not sober. Usually refers to being tipsy or little high, but can also be used to mean shitfaced.

Sorry for all the typos. I’m dns

Bro you were dns the other night.

by lil-baby April 12, 2020

dns

DNS- de nort soide.
Slang for the north side of Dublin,which is defined by the fact that its on the north side of the river Liffey. Also known to be full of povs.

Omg, roysh, im loike not going over to dns.

by mo_thoin May 19, 2005

dns

Acronym for "does not simply"

One dns walk into mordor

by rokwize February 25, 2015

DNS

Dry Nipple Syndrome

person one: "awe man! My DNS is flaring up again"
person two: "sorry about your dry nipples, man"

by pegglers February 20, 2023

Dn

A short funny term for DEEZ NUTZ

FRIEND 1: Do you like Dn?
Friend 2: What do you mean
Friend 1: DEEEEZ NUTTTZZZ

by cvilarcookingYT February 09, 2021

DnS

(adj, v.) Drunk n Stoned. A discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting shitfaced on alcohol and stoned as balls on weed.

"Torrey can't come to the phone right now, he's DnS."

by Sunset Court April 11, 2014

DNS

Domain Name Service. Usually a server that runs on port 53 to convert IP names to English words.

64.233.161.99, the class B IP resolves to www.google.com.us. (Note: all domain names end with their country code. ".US" (dot US) is the default domain name for unspecified countries.

by Bob G Midi June 03, 2004