dirigible

to be sexually pleasured by a balloon or other inflatable object by attaching said object to a penis by a string and filling the object with helium to the point where the penis is lifted into the air.

He totally had a dirigible wet dream last night

by Anthony_H August 13, 2010

Freakin Dirigible

The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col.

Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible!

by Storiii June 08, 2017

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven October 14, 2008