Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.
Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?
by Bwhahaha January 12, 2008
Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
by Bobby Tables July 08, 2009
by wickedNH February 06, 2004
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by Superman13 May 24, 2008
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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