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dandraphiliac 

One who becomes aroused by plants and trees and proceeds to hump them until kingdom come.
That treehugger is a dandraphiliac.

He loves to hump those trees; what a dandraphiliac.

Dandraphiliacs have no lives.

That dandraphiliac should live in the rainforest.
dandraphiliac by SiNs November 17, 2004
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dandraphiliac 

One who HUMPS TREES okay...
Justin Sliwke humps his holler tree in his back yard what a fuckin dandraphiliac...
dandraphiliac by Becky February 21, 2005

Dendrapheliac 

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.
damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's
Dendrapheliac by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.
"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

dendraphilia 

to have sex with trees
john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine
dendraphilia by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005

dendrophiliac

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.
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