crit

slang used in roleplaying game dungeons and dragons, a critical hit.

I just critted with my broadsword!

Undead can't be critted, duh.

by ChibiDan March 21, 2005

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a person who is jacked, athletic, and get pussy on the regular

The quarterback is such a crit. I wish i could be like him.

by roblerto May 17, 2011

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the dead skin inbetween your ass hole and your balls located on the gooch

shit man whats that in your shorts

just some crit man no worrys

by evan balla J March 13, 2008

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Crit is a nickname for the name Christopher. Crit is a goofy young man. He is the best in lacrosse. He is the funniest person you can ever meet! He gets angry very. Even when he’s mad at you, he will always come back. He is shy around new people, but when you get to know him, he has a bubbly personality! When people first meet Crit, they are astonished by his beauty. He is so charming and loved by most.

Vanessa: Shila, do you see Crit over there?? *points to Crit*
Shila: Oh…..My……Gosh. How does he always look so good?? *waves nervously at him*
Vanessa: OMG he’s walking over here! Act cool. Don’t embarrass me!

*both girls fix their hair and turn to look at him*
*crit walks up*
Crit: Hey girls!
*both girls blush nervously*
Crit: Do you remember what the math homework was?
Vanessa: y-ye-yes i-it was page umm.. 17! Yeah 17! That’s it!
Crit: Hah thanks! See ya tomorrow Shila.

*Crit walks away*
Vanessa: What the heck no way you are stealing him from me. Why did he say bye to you and not me?! You don’t deserve him.

Shila: He obviously wants to be with me and not you.

Hey Crit, what’s up!

by sofidoff June 25, 2022

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