When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is nothing else to do but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".
by Jwela Liliicrop February 12, 2010
A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.
"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."
"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."
"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."
"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
by DylanEdBryceMarc July 11, 2008
When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is no where to go but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".
by Jwela Lillicrop February 08, 2010
by ComputerTechy May 26, 2009
To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.
Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."
Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 09, 2020
Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!
Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho April 28, 2018