commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

commiserate by Anon326 January 22, 2023

commiserate

Offering unsolicited advice.

I commiserate for several iterations of back and forth, then someone actually identifies what they are stuck on and I can often quickly offer a suggestion/fix.

commiserate by msplainer June 30, 2022

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commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

commiserate by Anon326 January 22, 2023

commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

commiserbate by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

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Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.

We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.

Commiserbrate by jojodio February 8, 2010

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commisermate

Two or more people that get together to express or feel sympathy or pity for others; mass sympathizers.

"the commisermates got together to express their sorrow over Rose's unfortunate circumstances"

commisermate by Derek Ness September 1, 2019

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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