A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
by zingeraddict November 21, 2010
A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.
by Poopyhead42069 April 27, 2020
by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020
He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020