Claggy

by Sarzy September 18, 2003
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Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth
This bread is very claggy.
by Ace November 04, 2003
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Claggy

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.
She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.
by kwaiiawk January 07, 2019
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claggy-in-the-waggy

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.
"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."
by Laddd June 19, 2009
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Claggy

Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.
Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.
by Plokijuhg August 31, 2020
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Claggy douche

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
by Claggy douche June 16, 2024
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