a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.
bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
by mojang________________________ July 10, 2020
a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.
<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide
by chrome os March 07, 2021
by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 29, 2022
A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
by notliamarmy17 August 28, 2018
Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018
A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
by JVFerda April 09, 2017
The one thing all schools should get rid of.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Caden: Man those Chromebooks really suck, don't they?
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
by AlphaDefines_607 January 28, 2020