cants

1. A hybrid of someone who is a cunt but is also a cool cat. Often said with an emphasised Australian accept so as to confuse the listener.
2. To not be able to achieve something. Often used by the great animated fictional guitarists Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth from the Death Metal Super Boy Band 'Metalocalypse'. Often used to make humour out of Scandinavian accents. In fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. Your mockery of their struggled pronunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.

1: Me "Sometimes I like to wind grammer natzis up just for the hell of it. Especially when I call them a grammer natzi. That works well.what jobs you got lined up to interview for?"

Girl: "Haha jesus was a grammar nazi for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
Teaching jobs, yo.
Also the school that i was HOPING to hear back from? your friends? never responded! bastards!"

Me: "Cants.
You'll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
You should spell it grammer natzi. It's good bait."

Girl: "oh it sure is
Cants?"

2: "I cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!"
or "Is you cants be the leads guitarist Toki, I ams".

by Lolly Scramble August 19, 2013

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