cable

Old skool fat gold chain

He is flossing with them phat cables

by Eric B June 07, 2004

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 22, 2004

cable

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra

by Bob Clarntus July 18, 2005

cable

the thiccest bitch with the fattest ass in town. everyone wishes they had an ass as fat as hers.

1: omg do you see cable over there?

2: duh! she has the fattest ass ever! i wish she would date me!

by jasperstoes June 27, 2020

cable

A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.

by dj gs68 September 26, 2003

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 07, 2003

cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

by tviswasteful May 19, 2005