c’yani

A C’ yani is a caring lost person, but gets her heart broken a lot. she has a problem when it comes too trusting people but gives it a try and always ends up disappointed.Some people say she’s a hoe because she has had a lot of boyfriends , but really she’s just exploring.she in fact is almost likely a virgin. Shes really goofy, childish and cute but people neglect those things. she doesn’t fall in love easy and not with just anybody. her main downfall’s are hiding how smart she is and playing with others emotions.she has a nice body as well. If you ever meet a c’yani, get too know her.

Oh you see that girl c’yani , she looks cool but no one likes her.

c’yani by carelessly May 28, 2018

Cyanide and Happiness 

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

Cyanide and Happiness by dtrix May 10, 2010

Cyanide 

Smells like almonds. Has the aftertaste of death.

Cyanide: a salt or ester of hydrocyanic acid, containing the anion CN− or the group —CN. The salts are generally extremely toxic.
what a suburban wife would kill her husband with

Cyanide by Putin's girlfriend February 19, 2015

New Millenium Cyanide Christ 

A kickass song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.

Duuude you should listen to Meshuggah's New Millenium Cyanide Christ. Epic song.

New Millenium Cyanide Christ by FuckedUpDrummer July 1, 2016

Cyanide and Happiness 

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

Cyanide and Happiness by Cheesy and dangerous. June 6, 2015

Cyanide 

Any of various salts or esters of hydrogen cyanide containing a CN group, especially the extremely poisonous compounds potassium cyanide & sodium cyanide.

- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.

- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.

Dumb whore: "OMG, I are such a coke head."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."

Cyanide by n00b February 17, 2005

cyanide & happiness 

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

cyanide & happiness by Epith July 1, 2009