bruin

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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Something that has been ruined while under influence of a brew.
You're so drunk that you bruined that joke.
by Rusty Bumgardener October 19, 2009
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1) An unemployed person
2) One who drive a Kia
3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes
5) Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA
My maid is a bruin.
by ucla sucks April 16, 2004
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'I'm bruin at you!' 'I'm bruin at Daniel!'
by CiaranD July 14, 2006
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Did you see the bruin in the white helmet? He must be 6'6".
by hazy September 09, 2003
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Pro hockey team from Boston.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
by simpletroll June 16, 2011
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