bedspread

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread

Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.

by the page August 03, 2006

Vegas Bedspread

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.

by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

by Eugendre August 12, 2009