bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
by Filiaci November 23, 2007
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bedbug

a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.
When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.
by citychic12 October 03, 2009
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Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens
by ZMES August 27, 2019
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Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night
Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!
by Dante_ck November 03, 2016
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bedbugs

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.
(said before bed) "Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
by Benbo Baggins July 19, 2005
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Bedbugs

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. March 29, 2011
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Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs." "Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos." "Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches." "Bedbugs are a biological weapon." "Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
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