baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino October 7, 2008

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 21, 2013

baffle

alcoholic hermit, homosexual character, approach with extreme care he is armed with a vb tinnie

i went out last night and got baffled

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

baffl

Best
Asian
Friend
For
Life

Eva is my BAFFL

by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015

baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 29, 2006

baffled

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

by Codecold December 18, 2007

Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

by Bigginsworth June 10, 2012