1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors
by laurent September 26, 2005
by actuary October 9, 2008
Wow, I'm so glad I dropped out of college and got this job at McDonald's so that I don't have to be an actuary!
by luvah January 13, 2004
by clur2345678 March 6, 2023
Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013
proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.
examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."
"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."
"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."
by howm September 14, 2006
1. The study of birds
2. Applies maths & statistical methods to assess risk in insurance & finance industries
2. Applies maths & statistical methods to assess risk in insurance & finance industries
by Ernest Hemingway May 12, 2008