Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area. 2) Past form: Zooked Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook 2) I just zooked

by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

by God / The Speaker of truth June 12, 2021

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4. Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

by Sarah W July 27, 2005

Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ June 22, 2005

Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo August 28, 2006

Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms (As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1: 83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms Ex.2: As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle. Ex. 3: The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr December 27, 2009