When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.
Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.
Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.
Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.
by Meet on the corner of nunya June 8, 2013
by SwiftyDefines July 3, 2015
A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
by lazykevin October 15, 2016
CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006
Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017
This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.
Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?
by betard6000 June 24, 2021
A video where someone got really fucking mad at a 9 year old.
It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.
It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.
It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
by Forknife January 11, 2019