A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.
It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.
It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
by periwinkle blue October 06, 2006
A term of endearment in the festival community, but also an insult. The word "wook" has been used ironically so many times, that it has replaced the word "hippy." The word is popularly used in memes. These resilient creatures can go days without food and they drink bottled water that has been left out in the sun for four days.
A wook is a person who is very good at meeting their needs through other people. Some wooks do this through good relationships with many people and often have something to bring to the table by way of those relationships. Working class wooks often have a little more to contribute in wookdom. At the other end of the spectrum are bad wooks who steal shit. Thankfully most wooks are good wooks. One enters wook life by spending down their own resources, often on festival tickets, fuel and party favors all the while developing connections that will help them thrive in wookdom. In social science terms, wooks know how to maximize social capital better than many others. Good wooks create an alternative economy to what we experience mainstream. Finally, wooks are not to be confused with spunions, though there could be overlap. Disregard all definitions that begin "dirty hippie."
by Glitter Mamma October 24, 2019
A dirty hippie that will bum of you for money, drugs, or anything in general. They exclusively listen to bassnectar and crawl out of K holes. They are known to boof ketamine.
Oh hey there goes Alec I heard he’s the ultimate wook...he started a gofundme asking for money to buy drugs and travel
by Baymax1991 August 30, 2019
Derogatory term for a female Marine. Short for "wookie," it refers to the apparent trend that attractive women tend to shy away from joining the corps, and we get what's left.
by '27Yankees May 16, 2018
Slur for females in the military, namely Marines. Used to describe the often manly nature of their being, while expressing disdain for their existence.
by Rinzler_Jardinero117 September 23, 2020
A dirty hippie; one who wears recycled clothes, probably has done a lot of drugs, and might smell like your dirty underpants after a hot and sweaty afternoon.
by SquanchDizzle March 22, 2018