Woad is a woman's vagina which is as wide as it is deep. It makes a perfect mate with the man counterpart, Choad.
"I can never get laid! As soon as the guys see my Woad they run".
"Don't worry Lafonda. I know this good lookin' guy with a Choad. I'll hook you up".
"Don't worry Lafonda. I know this good lookin' guy with a Choad. I'll hook you up".
by Gilbadon July 20, 2010
Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)
Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.
by Alex January 22, 2004
woad is the name given to guys who say they can get girls but never do or take girls out and never get sex - they literally are a Waste Of A Dick. They normally hang out at the back of the club either with shades on trying to look like a footballer or they are found on the dancefloor dancing with everygirl - but they only ever get turned down.
Gus was on that girl Friday night - he didnt take her home though - shes such a woad.
Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.
Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.
by italianblack March 03, 2011
by My Name is Better Than Yours October 09, 2006
by Joe Sabs April 26, 2007
To be fascinating or amazing
by Skrattles October 23, 2018