Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

Whoopie Cushion

When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.

A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.

by Poopy pants squad March 8, 2020

whoopie cushion

When someone who suffers from a pink sock farts

My farts are extra loud right now, thanks to my whoopie cushion ;)

by vintagesignman November 19, 2014

whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

whoopy cushion

While eating a girl out, you blow air into her vagina then press down on her stomach causing her to queef making a whoopy cushion sound.

Dude, I was eating out the new firl vanessa last night and I whoopy cushioned her and we laughed for 20 minutes!

by chancedietz November 23, 2014

whoopie cushion

A woman that has a very loose vaginal passage that constantly queefs.

Bro, that whoopie cushion had no tread on the tires, it sounded like an orchestra of trombones!!!

by spider_mace November 1, 2014

Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex

Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.

by patrolmangrier July 11, 2008