Main entry: DUENGLISH
Function: Noun
Date: Circa 2013, November 14th, 8 PM PST
1a : the language of the people of WUT and the PMA and many areas now or formerly under Grand Alliance control
1b : a particular variety of English distinguished by sexual proclivities and hyper-sensitive peculiarities (as of pronunciation, context, syntax, and hyperbole)
1 c : the common English language, literature, or composition when a subject of study is told to fill a 3 day bag with 5 days worth of poop
2 c : plural in construction : the people of WUT (Wait Until Tomorrow)
3 a : an English translation by the renowned Containerization Chemist, Prof. Sasquatch
3 b : idiomatic or intelligible longshore English
4 a : spin around the vertical axis deliberately imparted to a ball that is driven or rolled — compare draw, follow, and add body english by a clerk disorientated
Function: Noun
Date: Circa 2013, November 14th, 8 PM PST
1a : the language of the people of WUT and the PMA and many areas now or formerly under Grand Alliance control
1b : a particular variety of English distinguished by sexual proclivities and hyper-sensitive peculiarities (as of pronunciation, context, syntax, and hyperbole)
1 c : the common English language, literature, or composition when a subject of study is told to fill a 3 day bag with 5 days worth of poop
2 c : plural in construction : the people of WUT (Wait Until Tomorrow)
3 a : an English translation by the renowned Containerization Chemist, Prof. Sasquatch
3 b : idiomatic or intelligible longshore English
4 a : spin around the vertical axis deliberately imparted to a ball that is driven or rolled — compare draw, follow, and add body english by a clerk disorientated
by Dockworker23 November 15, 2013
by notnamedcuzidntwannab January 31, 2008
An affirmative statement that has nothing to do with "what" or any of its variants, nor does it pose a question.
by Jordan February 29, 2004
Another spelling of the word "wat." Used in response to an unclear or absurd statement when seeking to clarify it or expose said absurdity. Commonly used on internet message boards or online games, the word was originally used in 1337 speak and chat language, but has since been used humorously in many cases.
Gentleman #1: Salutations, sir! Have you recently experienced any notable situations worthy of discussion and/or regaling?
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
by FlammableFun January 01, 2011
by Myfriendsimpacking April 11, 2010
1. An expression similar in meaning to the word "What"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
Sean: Yea, so the other day I was on my way to the store and I saw a homeless person steal a woman's baby and smother it in bbq sauce only to be tackled by the one and only Race Danger.
Me: ...... Lol wut?
Me: ...... Lol wut?
by A-Mac October 25, 2007
This can be considered a shortened form of 'what' but for some, simply using 'wut' and nothing else as a response shows somethings stupidity. Saying 'wut' after a response or something that someone has said that doesn't make sense is like saying 'huh?' really sarcastically.
by Kirstennnnnn April 06, 2010