Up the aisle

by kingmustard January 16, 2012

clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface April 5, 2018

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

by Mr. Guy Poulin September 13, 2018

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order

*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!

by DennisMcElroy May 4, 2011

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli March 15, 2012

a woman who performs oral sex, but does not swallow the ejaculte.

Careful dog, dat freak za clean-up on aisle 4

by Jose Ventura July 16, 2003

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.

Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"

by Doubri November 25, 2021