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It's when you cum on a unibrow on a bitch.
Haha, bitch, you got unicummed on.
Unicum by lamb meat gamer June 14, 2023
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Unicorn cum.
That's about it.

(It's also used in some PC games to describe the top 0.1% of players.)
Unicorn Cum Unicum
unicum by SpamDragon October 5, 2013

uncummed 

The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.
I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.
uncummed by mv8652 December 21, 2012

uncumberbatchable 

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.
Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.
uncumberbatchable by MBobbie March 31, 2018
When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube
Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
Unicame by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023

uncumfortable 

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)
Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.
uncumfortable by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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