The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.
I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.
When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.
Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube
Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."