You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed
by Gigi Kitty May 26, 2018
an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)
by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2012
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE
by zmillz1125 June 9, 2018
by HOHOHOMOS November 28, 2013
by Dancehall Hero March 10, 2018
by NatashaRomanov April 16, 2021
Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."
"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."
"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."
by Mission Tortillas December 15, 2014