U-turn

when a hermaphrodite flips their penis around and sticks it in their vagina, thus pulling a U-turn

"so i told this girl looking thing at the bar to go fuck herself, and she said she just pulled a U-turn about ten minutes ago."

"when i fell down the stairs, i could have sworn i pulled a U-turn"

by the spaztastic December 14, 2009

U-turn

Sexual Position, primarily for the male sex. The act of inserting your own personal genitalia within one's anus.

1.) "Sometimes I just want to fuck myself."

"Yeah it's called a u-turn."

2.) "Stacey stood me up tonight, so I took a u-turn."

by macattacklawl October 9, 2009

u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn

i performed the u-turn on my bitch last night

by dan April 18, 2005

U -turn

when in a threesome you turn several times during an orgazm

"hey girls,jim is the best at U -turn.Kacey agrees aswell.

by jade fox January 2, 2008

U -turn

The gayest man in all of gay town

eg. U_Turn on neoseeker is a fool who is gay

by Elite April 10, 2005

U-turn

(verb) the act of turning around and going back home after discovering the man on the street you've been fawning over is gay.

(noun) a gay man who's stunning looks shock the opposite sex

girl 1: omg, check this dude out! he's. . .

girl 2:. . . he's a u-turn, forget it

girl 1: not again!

by Bishie March 28, 2011

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020