Elite's definitions

U -turn

The gayest man in all of gay town

eg. U_Turn on neoseeker is a fool who is gay

by Elite April 10, 2005

kangeh

The male sex organ, or "love pump".

Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!

by Elite April 11, 2005

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

Sith

Despite what some idiots may think, a Sith is not a Dark Jedi. Known Sith lords include Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus(Count Dooku).

LOL! Sith lords pwn j00 stupid faggots! gg n00bz

by Elite November 20, 2003

conformist

What George Bush wasn't when he invaded Iraq in the last war.

I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!

by Elite November 20, 2003

RTS

A type of game that kicks the shit out of all TBS games. Lets see, how many good RTS's are there?

Command & Conquer(all of them)
Age Of Empires
Warcraft(all of them)
Starcraft

How many good TBS's?

Civilization(all of them)

Then theres always the hybrid game Rise of Nations, which is cool.

omg omg omg i r teh tbs fag and got pwned at starcraft cuz he uber rts guy!

by Elite November 22, 2003

Despot

"President" of New Guinea.

He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!

by Elite November 22, 2003