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futurama

A show which is better then the last few Simpsons seasons, but isn't better then all the Simpsons seasons. Also, is slightly funnier then Family Guy.
Futurama is definitely one of the best sit-coms ever.
by Elite September 25, 2006
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althy

Word for hackers, and all "1337" people.
There was this one time, at band camp, AlthY glocked my eye 12 times.
by Elite June 11, 2006
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Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.
by Elite May 13, 2005
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kangeh

Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!
by Elite April 11, 2005
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Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"
by Elite April 11, 2005
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U -turn

The gayest man in all of gay town
eg. U_Turn on neoseeker is a fool who is gay
by Elite April 10, 2005
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do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(
Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...
by Elite January 21, 2004
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