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by Elite April 10, 2005
Get the U -turn mug.The male sex organ, or "love pump".
by Elite April 11, 2005
Get the kangeh mug.The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
by Elite April 11, 2005
Get the Midness mug.Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.
by Elite May 13, 2005
Get the Happy Slap mug.The worst form of government in Civilization 3. You suffer from massive amounts of corruption and waste, and any square producing more then 2 commerce, food, or shields produces one less. Research your way to Republic or Monarchy ASAP.
Despotism sucks!
by Elite December 13, 2003
Get the Despotism mug.I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(
by Elite January 21, 2004
Get the do not call list mug.Despite what some idiots may think, a Sith is not a Dark Jedi. Known Sith lords include Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus(Count Dooku).
by Elite November 20, 2003
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