Tubing

Making an extremely long clear tube from ones' couch to the toilet so that one may easily release shits from their couch and have the shit reach the toilet by traveling through the poop tube. This saves the person the walk from the couch to the bathroom. The tubes must also be clear colored so the person may "see what's going on down there".
I gotta poop but I don't wanna get up off the couch, i'll just start tubing and save the walk.

My tubes were off so I couldn't go tubing properly, the shit fell to the floor and rotted through my carpet! SHIT!!!
by sammyman67 September 26, 2012
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The art of extraordinary drinking. Tubing is not just a drinking session, it is a form of sport. Experienced Tubers take the activity very seriously and have made it an Olympic Sport. The BRitish Olympic Tubing Team are the world champions and world record holders. Recent Tubing events have included fixtures in Melbourne, Sydney, Cathay Pacific Airlines, Barcelona and Hong Kong (for the Hong Kong Tubing Sevens).

Tubing was invented on Sunday 29 January in Whistler, Canada. The founder members were planning on going 'tubing', the activity of bombing down a snow hill on a tractor tyre however they drank from breakfast until the early hours. The following morning Stuoobs said "I love tubing." BOTT was born.

The Anthem for BOTT is "Tubing Through". A song to the tune of REO Speedwaggon's "Loving You".
Person 1 - "Fancy going tubing?"
Person 2 - "Ok."
by Andy Geoghegan October 10, 2007
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Penetrative sex using the hole provided by a colostomy. The recipient may or may not actually be alive. Tubing may also be combined with a mung should a suitable candidate be available to provide a true rush for sicko-thrill seekers.
Nightshift in the morgue was generally boring until Liam discovered tubing.
by McTastic January 26, 2006
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player1: Ah, what the fuck man...
player2: What? You can't handle getting pwned?
player1: Cuz you're fucking tubing, n00b!
by Regator March 13, 2009
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verb, The act of consuming a coctail of sprite, 3 vicodin, and NyQuil.
Dude, we tubed our asses off last night. OR, Dude, we'll be tubing in 10 minutes.
by Jewmangi July 17, 2008
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Verb{TOOB-ing}
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.
"Dude! Im tubing my balls off!" OR "You wanna go tubing?" OR "Oh man, I'm tubed out of my skull"
by Abort 2k8 August 09, 2008
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Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.
Sally was quite turned on by the idea of tubing with her boyfriend.
by Savka Mladenovich May 03, 2004
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