The Sandman, is a revengeful maneuver typically preformed after being lured and misled back to a bitch's house with the promises of a good hard fuckin. Only to come to the realization that you ain't gettin your dick wet this night. Properly performed when you continue on with her charade, leading her into a false sense of security and acting as if you are fully understanding of her not wanting to put out. Allowing her to drift peacefully to sleep so you can quickly but silently crank dat soulja boy into her closed eyes. With a good long nights rest this will crust her eyes shut, in the morning resembling a harsh visit from the "Sandman."
The Sandman: "You bang out that fine piece of ass last night?!" "Naw, that bitch didn't give it up so i sandmanned that hoe."
by bROMAD November 12, 2009
The act of filling a condom up with sand, and then lodging it in the anal canal of a sleeping person.
As a child I never truly understood why I was scared of the sandman until I was the first to fall asleep at my gay friends birthday party.
by Logan412 February 11, 2016
When one is so intoxicated that during intercourse he passes out on the female, thus resulting in suffocation and ultimatley death. And then the following morning he mungs her dead ass.
Police Officer #1: Oh my god what happened to this poor girl, I have never seen something this bad before.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
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by ChainGunCharlie November 8, 2006
The protagonist of Sandman is Dream, the immortal anthropomorphic personification of dreams and storytelling. He is known by an array of names, most often Morpheus, but also Oneiros, Lord Shaper, the Prince of Stories, and, rarely, "the Sandman". He is one of a family of seven siblings known as the Endless, each of whom personifies some aspect of reality, such as Death or Desire. ( Example from Wikipedia )
by Enchi October 9, 2005
Just another ficticious character that parents invented because they believe that they are "Fun for kids." The Sandman is supposedly the person that wisks children away into dreamland by sprinkling sand on their eyes, explaining the children's eye-crust in the morning.
"Mommy, why is there this stuff in the corner of my eye when I wake up?"
"Ummm... Oh! The sandman puts it there sweety."
"Ohhhh."
"Ummm... Oh! The sandman puts it there sweety."
"Ohhhh."
by Ryoku June 20, 2006