The Kroeger

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.

*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.

by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008

The Kroeger

Hot, Sexy Man. I would definetly do him!

The Kroeger....nuff said!

by Carlybloom July 23, 2004

Kroeger

Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)

Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."

by kyl_35 March 13, 2008

Kroeger

Being an expert at whoring

That prostitute is a total kroeger

by Shift Alt Delete January 11, 2009

KROEGER

n. Lead singer for the worst band ever formed. Many people who have heard the agony usually slice their penises off and hurl them towards Kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.

semen addict

Kroeger: photograph

Rest of world and portugal: tighten our nooses

by Kirt Shu August 21, 2007

Kroeger

A totally gross ass douchebag of a man. Such as Chad Kroeger lead singer of nickleback.

Characteristics include, Thinking you are THE SHIT!

That guy hitting on me was such a "Kroeger"

by JHYF August 18, 2009

Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.

Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

by ItsNotFunBeingDifferent May 15, 2016