The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
by Bad Cactus June 17, 2017
The helicopter is a sexual position wherein the receiving party remains perfectly still while the giving party spins around in a complete circle, while remaining inserted.
"Hey baby, I bought a lot of lube, and if your willing, we can do The Helicopter"
"Oh honey, you are a true romantic!"
"Oh honey, you are a true romantic!"
by Chupalo August 8, 2005
The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience
by Weewee weapon September 13, 2016
by tilded April 17, 2003
Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary”
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!
by This-user-likes-pvz August 7, 2023
by D. D. December 31, 2020