A game developed between the United States and Islamic terrorists to determine who will ultimately prevail. There are two rules to Terrorball:
(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and
(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.
(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and
(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.
Person 1: Yeah I played a game of Terrorball with him.
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!
by E. Penn January 15, 2010