Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.
Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
by MrSmiff August 26, 2009
Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT
by Prokarenadol April 24, 2010
A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.
by i love tarquin November 10, 2007
Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.
E.g.
Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"
Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"
by xX_420_Blaze_It_Mate_Xx April 07, 2017
by Jim Lindsay October 08, 2006
a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).
thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.
often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.
thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.
often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.
naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.
by betchdeck November 05, 2009
by Magic Madam January 07, 2007