TWIS

This is the acronym for "That's What I Said." Instead of saying, "That's What She Said" this works in instances where you have said the saying.

"Are you coming?" "TWIS."

by VCRonna January 30, 2010

TWIS

"This is Why I'm Single"

"I'm homeschooled" #TWIS

by #TWIScreator April 08, 2012

TWIS

This Week In Stupid

Beginning line to every TWIS: Hello everybody and welcome to this week in stupid for (what every day)...

by Rousy Ronald November 03, 2017

twi

One of the primary languages spoken in Ghana (usually by the Akan).

Hey, I heard that Ghanaian guy speaking in Twi.

by sazzlefrazzle May 02, 2005

twi

Totally Wit It to be willing to participate in something

You and yo girl wanna have a three way over at my crib? I'm totally wit it.

by Street's Disciple November 13, 2004

twis

Internet shorthand for "that's what I'm saying." Meaning the person wholeheartedly agrees with the concept of the previous statement. see that's what I'm saying

> He's gotten heavy. > He needs to get his ass to the gym. > twis!

by tojified July 15, 2009

TWI

Texting While Intoxicated. A newer version of drunk dialing. TWI is the phenomenon that happens when your inhibitions are lowered by the use of alcohol and you boldly send a text to someone who, if sober, you otherwise would not have.

You receive a text past midnight from an ex that says, "You are still the hottest person I know." Your current partner reads it and says, "Well your ex just got another TWI."

by iamyou March 31, 2009