A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.
After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".
by sushichick June 18, 2005
One who hasn't expierienced anything remotely sexual such as one's first kiss or even had a relationship. Typically an insult, in referance to one's innexpierence or hardships finding a signifigant other.
"I wish I could get myself a girlfriend, I'm a senior in college and still havent had my first kiss!"
"Haha, you're still a Super Virgin!"
"Shut up! That's not funny!"
"Haha, you're still a Super Virgin!"
"Shut up! That's not funny!"
by Cheesedanish721 December 5, 2009
A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.
Usually applies to young males.
We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.
by TheMonger May 17, 2006
by Capt wsa June 24, 2015
A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018
by EpicXxFailure May 22, 2009
A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.
Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.
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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.
Person 2: What a super virgin.
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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.
by Trololololbole August 8, 2011