Squirtis

Someone who constantly feels very squirty
He's so squirtis today
by Hoseph hughs May 01, 2014
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squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea. 2. "Voodoo Doodoo." 3. "Montezuma's revenge."
Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
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squirty

When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.
Girl: You want a squirty? Boy: Yeah Sure! Girl: Hold on a minute.
by nicolasmotherfuckincage May 30, 2015
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the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food. Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.
by OoklaGeezus June 21, 2005
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squirty

kat: omg that guy was so squirty anna: i know right!
by katty e September 22, 2008
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Dirty Squirty

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
by WordToYourMother69 September 01, 2021
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squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey. Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
by Vincepti0n February 18, 2017
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