by The-Squire September 21, 2009
by It's here, so it must be true. September 27, 2009
Squire is an amazing friend. He is very honest—can sometimes be too brutal. But we all need that honest friend! He is very outgoing and friendly. He can make a friend with ANYONE! He can talks all the time and always has some story to tell. He also has an amazing smile and very athletic and talented. He is all around a superb guy.
by Maggiemay123 June 07, 2018
person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire
person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
by ww+ss December 11, 2010
Someone who is seen as the bitch among the group. Someone who tries to act like other people in order to look cool. funny, or however they want to appear. Squires are seen as a nuisance and should not be tolerated. Squires are seen as insigniicant in society because they don't bring anything to the situation. They are useless.
by 11ccormier December 12, 2010
A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms September 07, 2009
Noun
A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 16, 2009