Simao

great, awsome, dont doubt

Don: btw how did footy go??

Mark: o we won 6-2

Don: SIMAO!!

by H-E-A-TH May 06, 2008

Simao

top shagger

who got dat drip fam innit no cap blud
its simao m8 fam innit no cap blud

by faminnitnocapblud April 19, 2020

Simao

Sister fucker, while you’re reading this he is putting a baby in your sister. Congratulations uncle!!

Simao made me an uncle!!

by Reizao November 22, 2021

Simao

a gay guy who is mentally and physically unstable. this dude cant even pull 1 girl.

no bitches?
simao

by simaosucksdicandballs May 31, 2022

Dirty Simao

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024