Shartz

A shit packer (fag) who enjoys modern art, waltzing at the local gay stand (fag bar with no seats), also seemingly good chode whisperers.

Hey Gary look at that guy dancing in the art gallery.

Gary: Total Shartz!

Guy that isn't Gary: Fo Sho!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

Ass shartz

When Brian and joe take turns pooping in each others mouths. Then when they are done they high five and make a Mike joke.

Brian and joe shared an evening of ass shartz last night.

by Knightpooper January 9, 2021