"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010
She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.
We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.
We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.
by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011
the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
by twink87 March 2, 2011
An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.
Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."
Dave: "Shake Weight!"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."
Dave: "Shake Weight!"
by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010
verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight
-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.
-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.
-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.
2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.
-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.
Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.
2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.
-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.
Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010
The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.
Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''
Steve: "yeah."
Kevin: ''DETAILS!"
Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."
Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."
Steve: "yeah."
Kevin: ''DETAILS!"
Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."
Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."
by prodigyofmind July 26, 2010