by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014
A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.
by Okuma April 30, 2013
An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
by Rayem November 01, 2015
Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011