Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Schroder

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010

Schroder

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schroder

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006

schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

by Tim T. November 23, 2004

Dirty Schroder

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.

After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.

by AJ Facial July 22, 2010

James Schroder

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 6, 2020