by the dude12321 January 16, 2010
A uncommon name for a Surface-to-Surface missile. Other more common names include ICBM, SLBM, and TBM, depending on the range of the missile. The Scud is an example of an SSM.
by Pershing48 February 19, 2008
When somebody keeps being under your ass, in your business you say stop sucking me or stop jocking me in many cases but onlne there also another way to bother somebody.
Jocker21: Omg where you get your clothes from
Coolguy13: Um some where in SOHO
Jocker21: I was looking at your pics and i wanna know how you do your hair like that
Coolguy13: Dude why are you so interested in looking like me so much plz SSM
Jocker21: Omg where you get your clothes from
Coolguy13: Um some where in SOHO
Jocker21: I was looking at your pics and i wanna know how you do your hair like that
Coolguy13: Dude why are you so interested in looking like me so much plz SSM
by Zi9per April 07, 2010
by jesusmorales December 07, 2005
"Slightly Smiling". Be honest, you don't 'laugh out loud' to every text you read, yet you seem to put it after every sentence because it's the only thing that seems to work. SSM is a more truthful, less obnoxious alternative to LOL.
Guy#1: "Wow SSM"
Guy#2: "...don't you mean 'LOL'?"
Guy#1: "No, slightly smiling."
Guy#2: "So you don't think I'm funny?"
Guy#1: "No...not really...SSM
Guy#2: "...don't you mean 'LOL'?"
Guy#1: "No, slightly smiling."
Guy#2: "So you don't think I'm funny?"
Guy#1: "No...not really...SSM
by chocolatemilk6 December 03, 2011
by SSM BELLE September 21, 2011