SIR

SIR: Standard-Issue Information Retrieval Unit from Invader Zim.

The SIRs lined up to be taken by their new masters.

by Kain-chan May 26, 2004

Sir

The proper way for a submissive to greet a Dominant.

Yes Sir, i will do as You command.

by w_pegasus'_angel February 20, 2009

Sir

Sir is another name for daddy

When John was in bed with Lisa she screamed “Oh! Yes sir! daddy”

by Crazylukeaaksja July 25, 2019

Sir

A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.

A respectful greeting

You sir, are a fuckin moron

by ShaneIsAGamer October 23, 2007

Sirred

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

by mr uef October 24, 2011

sir

What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.

You can't go in there, sir.

Sir!

Hey You!!

by Downstrike October 30, 2004

sir

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir

by David June 10, 2004