The only school with a marching band so savage that they can lose a football game, and still leave the opponent salty.
Daniel: Why were those Aggies so upset? Didn't they beat Rice University?
Joe: They may have beat our football team, but no one beats the MOB.
Joe: They may have beat our football team, but no one beats the MOB.
by AlmightyCrucifix August 30, 2018
The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.
by wondermaker October 8, 2004
Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!
Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!
Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*
by Chillizle December 22, 2004
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