Rice University

The only school with a marching band so savage that they can lose a football game, and still leave the opponent salty.

Daniel: Why were those Aggies so upset? Didn't they beat Rice University?
Joe: They may have beat our football team, but no one beats the MOB.

by AlmightyCrucifix August 30, 2018

Rice University

The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.

I wish I could get into Rice University.

by wondermaker October 8, 2004

Rice University

where the party's at

Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*

by Chillizle December 22, 2004

Rice University

The Best Collegue in the world

I wish i could go to Rice

by Willie the Great April 21, 2005

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023