Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

by LIL'ZAR June 20, 2010

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Reets

Slang; pertaining to retardation

"you spilled the beer, you are a reets!"

by Hilly and Claire May 23, 2006

Reets

Someone who is a retard/ short for retard.

(Retard meaning being stupid)

*screams, shouts and acts stupid*
"Oh my god stop it you reets!"

by Tori Blakeman October 19, 2015

Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007

reet

Northern English for 'right' when used as a adverb to positively pre-qualify a verb.

That pie was reet grand = That pastry based snack was highly delicious.

by Mister_Douve May 07, 2003

Reet

People with this name are best at everything. They are total philosophers and their statements are mostly found true. You won't ever find a better and if you want to uplift your mood just knock their door once and you won't feel low again

She is a total Reet
Oh I wish I had some Reet kinda people

by Siddhant Potter April 24, 2020